no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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