we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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