im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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