Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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