okay pat passed out under dana's car
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
