So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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