thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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