We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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