I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I deserve to be covered in dicks
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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