doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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