That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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