Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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