Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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