I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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