he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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