she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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