Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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