Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
two words: eviction party
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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