it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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