I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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