i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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