he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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