you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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