so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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