Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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