i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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