Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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