Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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