its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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