"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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