I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
