Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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