Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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