no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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