Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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