i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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