Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i think i just lost a toe
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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