I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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