You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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