Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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