SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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