He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
