I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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