At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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