question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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