Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This house was built for laser tag.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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