It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
