Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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