He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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