Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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